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Pierino

Pierino, 5 anni, è a passeggio con la mamma. Ad un certo punto incontrano una signora incinta, con un pancione enorme. Pierino chiede alla mamma: «Mamma, mamma, che cos’ha quella signora nella pancia?»

La mamma, imbarazzatissima, risponde: «Vedi, Pierino, quella signora ha bevuto tanto e si è riempita la pancia di acqua...»

Pierino si zittisce, ma dopo qualche passo replica alla mamma: «Mamma, mamma, speriamo che il bambino che c’è dentro alla pancia di quella signora sappia nuotare!»


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