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L’Acqua Potabile

L'ufficiale medico stava facendo un giro in caserma per controllare la potabilità dell'acqua.

«Che precauzioni siete soliti prendere contro le infezioni?» chiese al sergente di turno.

«Innanzi tutto facciamo sempre tassativamente bollire l'acqua» rispose il sergente.

«Vene e poi?»

«La filtriamo.»

«Ottimo, e poi?»

«Poi, per motivi di sicurezza, beviamo birra.»


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